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| Vital Stats |
| Rank: | Clueless |
| Member Status: | Regular Member |
| Level: | 0 |
| Experience Power: | 5 |
| Money on Hand: | $0.00 |
| Money in Bank: | $16,950.00 |
| Referral Link: | http://www.annihilationx.com/r.php?z=34235 |
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| Personal Info |
| Homepage: | http://www.annihilationx.com/r.php?z=34235 |
| AIM: | Better than most. |
| ICQ: | N/A |
| Profile: | Just call me whatever the hell you want to. It's not like I can do anything about it.
Is this the first time that there has been no fully active crew in tourney?
And if so, is this the final tolling of the bell for Ax?
Player list by upgrades
If I have you in the wrong list let me know, or just message me you stats.
Maxxed i.e. Wage, banks and auto banks, aps per hour
Waylander, Dodger, AtomicChild, Proton5
BlackEyedDragon, PurpleNitrate, chile#1, O.B.Bommel
DeputyDawg, S(v)oke, Sgtmat, Predasis
Rohan, JPS the great, Nissan, Redemer
Big_j, fearganor,
Getting close
Panteer, fromthedarkness, BlackBlood, MikeyP
NightWalker, Shade, Chief, Bounty_Hunter
Still a ways to go
Meko, silxz, rzr, grngiantsangel
Bgnsty
**Recent Events**
There are no recent events.
**ANNOUNCEMENTS**
Well I think that went pretty well, the score with an hour to go was within 500 points and I know for a fact that this means it was won by snipes.
However it is pretty obvious that we need 4 good crews going into tourney and probably need to spread the power around a bit more evenly.
I will not be leading a tourney crew this month and will just hang around and see if anyone wants me. If no one does then I will sit it out and watch.
I still think that because of the lack of regular players the folks who won the previous month should be able to play again, but must disperse throughout the other crews.
**MISCELLANEOUS MUSINGS**
Confirmed readership - 12
NZ player
Ladies if you feel old age creeping up on you, don't panic. It's just me.
***NO I WILL NOT TOURNEY***
I will not tourney for the win
For me the tourmey is in the bin
I will not tourney just for fun
I will not tourney for anyone
I will not tourney because you ask
The doing of is too much task
I will not tourney if you beg
Not even if you hump my leg
I will not tourney if you plead
I will not tourney, CAN YOU NOT READ???
I will not tourney to save face
Content am I with my place
The thought of tourney makes me quake
If I do make tourney, it's a mistake
Ok, I might tourney a little bit.
**SOLO WIN SUPPORT POLICY**
NO LONGER TAKING FORWARD BOOKINGS!!!
It all depends on who is nicest to me.
Ask me early, once my word is given, it is not going to be broken.
I will help people to solo wins, but priority will be given in the following order:-
Crew - This also means TDS, the Pokemob & yes I was a member of NCS for a few hours
People who helped me, in direct ratio to where they are on my thank you list
People I like, this is a subjective measure & subject to change.
People I don't like that are competing against people I like less.
If you snipe me out of tourney, forget it.
**THE I LOVE ME SECTION**
04/2007 - Waylander was the overall winner with $4,674,645,069.43.(Go to
the bottom to see who helped)
12/2006 Winner M-R01: Waylander - 35,447 XP
01/2007 Winner Kingston: Waylander - 33,536 XP
02/2007 Winner Ace: Waylander - 32,561 XP
03/2007 Winner Laci: Waylander - 35,220 XP
04/2007 Winner Manslayer Machine: Waylander 33563 XP
05/2007 Winner Nyles: Waylander - 32,962 XP
06/2007 Winner Boz & Forti: Waylander - 32,698 XP
07/2007 Winner Johnny Keyes: Waylander - 33,535 XP
08/2007 Winner Akane: Waylander - 36,056 XP
09/2007 Winner Lauron: Waylander - 32,755 XP
01/2008 - Blackjacked: Waylander with $1,935,721,720.00 lost!
08/2008 - Blackjacked: Waylander with $251,081,260.00 lost!
09/2008 - Blackjacked: Waylander with ???? lost
02/2009 - Blackjacked: Waylander with ???? lost
03/2009 - Blackjacked: Waylander with ???? lost
04/2009 - Blackjacked: Waylander with ???? lost
05/2009 - Blackjacked: Waylander with ???? lost
06/2009 - Blackjacked: Waylander with ???? lost
07/2009 - Blackjacked: Waylander with ???? lost
08/2009 - Blackjacked: Waylander with ???? lost
09/2009 - Blackjacked: Waylander with ???? lost
10/2009 - Blackjacked: Waylander with ???? lost
11/2009 - Blackjacked: Waylander with ???? lost
12/2009 - Blackjacked: Waylander with ???? lost
01/2010 - Blackjacked: Waylander with ???? lost
02/2010 - Blackjacked: Waylander with ???? lost
03/2010 - Blackjacked: Waylander with ???? lost
04/2010 - Blackjacked: Waylander with ???? lost
05/2010 - Blackjacked: Waylander with ???? lost
06/2010 Blackjacked: Waylander with ???? lost
08/2008 - Scout of the Month: Waylander
Finally got the full set
02/2009 Finished with - Most XP, 2nd richest after baletka (no unbanks for me), Richest crew, Most powerful crew, top of all four boards in TF, Blackjacked.
09/2009 100% successful attacks (and no, the majority were NOT all S accts, Total Cash Won: $99,999,999.99)
**CREWS**
Played for DOA when I first started, took a break for a couple of years and came back to find DOA is MIA.
Happy to help any ex DOA if you ask nice and I feel like it.
DOA Seal
DOA Sniper
DOA Termite
Thanks to Ironwolf & est91 for letting a n00b in and helping me succeed
Terra Firma - for a short time
TDS - Transcended to a higher plane, nothing left to prove on this barren and crooked earth
May 06/ "O.G" Beat "LoD"
June 06/Orphania Richest
July 06/"TDS" Beat "Idle Threat"
Aug 06/r3w0rk Richest
Sept 06/"TDS" Beat "YBS"
Oct 06/MidKnight Richest (Waylander joins, the dawn of a new error (thanks PP))
Nov 06/"TDS" Beat "DE"
Dec 06/DarkVader Richest
Jan 07/"TDS" Beat "IA"
Feb 07/Hawynstud Richest
Mar 07/"TDS" Beat "IGD"(Der uber crew)
Apr 07/Waylander Richest
May 07/Dr Destiny Richest (New & current record - $6,443,072,433.06)
June 07/Helped our good & great friend Infopumper to win richest
July 07/The one and only blemish on our record, congrats nomad.
Aug 07/"TDS" Beat "LoD" (It was ugly, but it's on the books and I got the UPs to prove it)
Sep 07/Ascended to the realms of myth and legend. (Waylander retires to Shooters Bar and Grill, where he drinks to excess and shoots passers by)
The Pokemob - What can I say
NCS - I great place to vacation
Ghost Squad - I ain't afraid of no ghost
Shooters Bar and Grill - my local
The Clericuzio - dragged out of retirement for one last tourney. McNasty took advantage of me while I was drunk.
Hooters Bras and Girls If it must be explained than you need more help than I can offer.
**TRAINING FACILITY**
2nd May, 2009. 89.43% with SS, 26829 points, score 290289.78, $169831.30
28th November, 2009. 94.59 with Edge, 28378 points, score 88255.58
It seems that all the rumours about slow PCs and TF prowess have come up again, so here is what I use.
PC HP Proliant ML310 G3
OS MS Server 2003 for Small Business Server (it was the OS that was on the PC when I got it)
Processor x86 Family 15 Model 4 Stepping 10 GenuineIntel ~3200 Mhz (dual core)
Ram - 4 gig
Video card NVIDIA GeForce FX2500 256 meg (the motherboard only has PCI slots, thats the best PCI video card I could find)
Browser IE8 (as of the 8th of May, 2009), Flash player 10
I do not use any slow down programs and when I shoot I have an IE window open with AX and the TF window, sometimes I might have the AB window open. I have no other IE tabs open and run no other apps.
It takes me approx. 40 seconds to shoot a round with the SS. If you feel this gives me an unfair advantage, tough. I use the resources I have available to me and this PC is more than adequate for everything I want to do with it. This is no different than someone getting an advantage over the rest of the field by being a paying member or just plain buying UPs. We just use the resources available to us.
I did a speed test on TF without firing a shot. As near as I can tell it takes the timer 1 minute to run down, this seemed to fluctuate by a second or 2 either way. Fearganor did the same on his PC at the same time and was getting times of around 35 seconds.
I have never given anyone a hard time about spending money on this game. In fact I have generally congratulated them on playing their part in keeping the game going.
I have been shooting almost every day since August 2006. It has taken me this long to get to the level I am at now, and my shooting continues to improve. So as I have always maintained, if you want to get good at TF, practice.
**AWESOME MOMENTS**
Favourite snipe - 100 APs against The_Libertine, amount stolen $0.01. He had over 10k out at the time.
**PEOPLE OF NOTE**
PallasAthena - Goddess of wisdom & valour in battle, also the target of my unhealthy obsession
TheRock - Husband of PA and all around good guy. Called the TheRock cause he sits there quiet & humble, right up to the point where he hits you between the eyes and you are left wondering WTF happened.
Midknight - Crew leader extraordinaire & biggest bank competition
Hawynstud - Crew mate & the guy I want to beat in TF
Pebbles - The Queen of TF
Redemer - Hawyn retires so this guy turns up, there is no justice
Bounty_Hunter - 293 - Red stops shooting, so this guy turns up, there is still no justice. Also deserves to be here just cause of his ref number.
Panteer The first guy in a long time to get good at TF the old fashioned way. Practice works.
Duckerz I just wish he would stop making me pull out my Edge.
AuntJemima - 61 - Need you ask more?
Warriormaster - 51 - WOW!!!
Darkvader - Crew mate & sinister prescence
Dr Destiny - Poor deluded fool thinks he sexier than me
MonkeyWings - He guards the waters of life
Angelface If her face is an angels, you just cant help speculating on what the rest of the package is like.
greenlady - I can't help it, every time I see her online an image of SheHulk with a SS in one hand and a Plasma Rifle in the other comes to mind.
Powderpuff - The gorgeous one
NotUrBitch - US rugby chick
Gabinius - She blonde, she beautiful, she kicks ass and she takes names. Whats not to luv
Thanatos - I never thought the Death Goddess would be cute, go figure.
sgtmat - It is impossible to do such a wonderful person justice in the few lines I have available to me.
HeavyPresser - He might actually be sicker than me. This is a scarey thought
S(V)OKE - Victim of "The Mutant Attack Squirrel of Death"
Adamslogik He hates me slightly less than he hates the rest of you. So there.
AVSLogan - Has raised my confirmed readership to 4
Nomad_aj Has the record for the lowest % snipe I have ever been hit by. He is a god.
AtomicChild He wears a green suit to work.
Weak Sauce When is a lot of names too many names?
Infopumper & Mytsylplk - Co-hosts of the MytsInfomation late night show
Mrs_Pumper - For putting up with Info (she must be a saint) and finding this profile hilarious (she is obviously a person of rare wit & intelligence)
MrWonderful - Person most likely to be un-mourned at his own funeral
fnbaghdad - Close runner up in un-mourned at own funeral stakes
Razz - By his own testimony, he is addicted to this profile. He is also one hell of a proof reader
avilancer - for being a person of taste & discernment i.e. he likes this profile.
MikeyP raised my confirmed readership to 6, and another eagle eyed finder of mistakes.
ToxicDonkey - my favourite notquitean00bie
RK2-bodyguard AX resident poet
Diggler - the best snipe that never was, 24/27, but one minor problem
Stormchaos just because
BlackEyedDragon - Artist extraordinaire
The_Libertine - Everyone Loves Libby
**PEOPLE THAT NEED A SLAP AND THE REASON WHY**
TheViking - 57180 - For being a whining twat, but mainly for alluding to my ethnicity while engaged in what had been a verbal fight between individuals. Very poor taste idiot. Would you have said the same about Jews, orientals or blacks? Also for calling me an "umbulant trogladite"[sic]. While I don't mind being called names, I do like to know what they mean, so I followed this idiot's advice and looked up umbulant. Imagine my amusement when I couldn't find it in any dictionary. I even tried google, but to no avail. If anyone can tell me what umbulant means, I will be grateful, for about 23 seconds.
It's nice to know that my efforts are appreciated -
Message
From: TheViking
Date: 1/17/08 @ 14:27
Subject: your a...
Message: TOSSSSSSA,... always will be... take you head and stick it in your anus lots of love and kisses NOT
[Delete]
But I have to say, his offer of love and kisses is extremely worrying, especially since it comes directly after he refers to sticking something in my anus.
The only permanent member of my hitlist.
MidNightSun 53361 for creating a crew called The Marine Core. I realise that bad spelling is here to stay, but there has to be a limit and this guy has exceeded it.
**PA LIST**
I don't have any. Apparently no one likes me enough.
Love you or hate you, if you got money I will try and get it. Nothing personal but the aim of the game is to shoot people for money.
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A HUGE thank you to the people that helped me to the win.
The following list is by no means complete, I sort of lost track toward the end there. Also I know a lot of you donated via other players and while you are not listed I am truly grateful.
Dr Destiny (White Ranger) - 614,531,696
Midnight - 611,060,329
Heavensfury (Black Ranger) - 458,015,745
DarkVader - 300,321,861
Pallas (SHE DA SCHIZZLE) Athena - 282,599,203
Hawynstud - 216,598,366
Green Ranger - 191,263,456
S(V)OKE - 168,033,398
Callumanati - 162,100,011
luv4dsc - 153,501,001
Thanatos - 143,337,509
Countessa - 126,934,555
Disturbed_j - 123,006,278
Pink Ranger - 110,724,861
angelface - 64,595,814
DeputyDawg - 59,186,327
Pebbles - 53,320,341
Karl800 - 49,410,612
(0)nyx - 41,181,600
RK2-bodyguard - 33,996,718
JM - 33,847,709
Darren31111 - 29,592,472
waiora1 - 26,289,923
protonfury - 22,588,359
HariKiri01 - 18,251,539
Biggun1965 - 10,444,044
Total donated - 4,104,733,727
Donated via others - Sgtmat
**ASSORTED THANKS**
Many thanks to BlackEyedDragon for the pic.
**NOTES TO SELF**
You are a remarkably attractive man.
You totally suck at click sniping.
** I HAVE TOO MUCH SPARE TIME SECTION**
I suppose someone should keep some independent records, so here they are. If you spot any errors, message me.
01/2009: Richest - stormcreator with $1,002 mill; Tourney - Blind Snipers (leader sgtmat); Blackjacked - Limon
02/2009: Richest - Baletka with $762 mill; Tourney - Casino Casino (leader Predasis); Blackjacked - Waylander.
03/2009: Richest - BlackEyedDragon with $2,036 mill; Tourney - Blind Snipers (leader sgtmat); Blackjacked - Waylander.
04/2009: Richest AtomicChild with $632 mill; Tourney - AeM (leader Thanatos) not bad for a crew that was 73% inactive; Blackjacked - Waylander
05/2009: Richest - Dodger under $400 mill; Tourney - Casino Casino (leader Predasis); Blackjacked - Waylander
06/2009: Richest - sgtmat with $1,1172 mill; Tourney - Sons Of Anarchy (leader atomicchild); Blackjacked - Waylander
07/2009: Richest - PurpleNitrate with $514 mill; Tourney - Casino Casino (leader Predasis): Blackjacked - Waylander (we managed to lose $7,000,693,960.00 between all of us gamblers)
08/2009: Richest - Dodger with $296 mill; Tourney - Sons Of Anarchy (leader atomicchild); Blackjacked - Waylander
09/2009: Richest - Waylander with $245 mill; Tourney - Casino Casino (leader Predasis); Blackjacked - Waylander
10/2009: Richest - Twirly with $300 mil; Tourney - Warrior Nation (leader Fearganor); Blackjacked - Waylander
11/2009: Richest - avslogan with $211 mil: Tourney - luctor et emergo (leader Dr. Exitium); Blackjacked - Waylander
12/2009: Richest - PurpleNitrate (I think); Tourney - Hooters Bras & Girls (leader Waylander); Blackjacked - Waylander
01/2010: Richest - Panteer with 301 mill: Tourney - Night City Security Council (leader Stormchaos); Blackjacked - Waylander
02/2010: Richest - Exedos with 207 mill; Tourney - luctor et emergo (leader Dr. Exitium); Blackjacked - Waylander
03/2010: Richest - Panteer with 279 mill; Tourney - Hooters Bras and Girls (leader Waylander); Blackjacked - Waylander
04/2010: Richest - Chief with 184 mill; Tourney - De Reguliere (leader BlackEyedDragon); Blackjacked - Waylander (great effort folks $7,563,215,100.00 lost)
05/2010: Richest - O.B.Bommel with ???? mill; Tourney Hooters Bar and Grill (leader Waylander); Blackjacked Waylander
06/2010: Richest PurpleNitrate with ???? mill; Tourney Sons of Anarchy (leader AtomicChild); Blackjacked Waylander
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