|Member Status:||Regular Member|
|Money on Hand:||$750.00|
|Money in Bank:||$87,600.00|
|Profile:||I'm friendly, but vicious when I need to be. Watch your step fellas, there's a new lady in AX.
IN MY PICTURE: That is my halloween costume. I am really not a punk rocker, but I'd like to think of that as my alter ego.
NO I DO NOT WANT TO JOIN YOUR CREW OR UNBANK FOR YOU. IF I DECIDE TO DO THIS ON MY OWN, I WILL LET YOU KNOW. UNTIL THEN, NO THANKS.
I understand how scissors can beat paper, and i get how a rock can beat scissors, but there's no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When i play rock, paper, scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with paper i can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh shit, im sorry, i thought paper would protect you, you ass!"
I have no idea what you're talking about..... so here's a bunny with a pancake on its head.
You're walking down the street in a canoe and a penguin crosses your path, so how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house?
-None cause toaster's don't fly!
I reject your reality, and substitute my own!
My mentors: All AXers.
Monkeywings aka Monkeywhore holding my shoes that I throw at him hostage. "Monkeywings smacks hippi on the butt...... im taller then the line i wanna ride" WTF?!?! Thanks a lot MW.
Dane123: My supplier of pudding.
Infopumper: My Yoda
Best snipe: 99.7% on a TOUCHPAD 5/18/07.
DeSudet lost 15 squads in action
Yep! You've read my entire profile. Ya want a cookie for that little accomplishment?